A suicide note is so cliché, and you know how un-cliché I am. Anyway, I wanted to make sure you're okay whilst I'm gone. Don't try and follow me into the after-life or I'll beat your ass.
Love, Taehyung
"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind.
"For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"