A dragon who played cards.

Silly short stories generated by AI, sure to make you laugh! (TW violence, gore)

17 year-old Hana Lee is dead. End of story, except that's what everyone else thinks. No one knows what death is like until it arrives, even Hana. After losing her battle with her terminal illness, she has nowhere to go, apart from literally everywhere. With demons and angels bribing her to either side, they're not making her post-life experience any better. No family, no friends, no food... You know, being a ghost isn't easy Especially when you're alone.

Thought I would start a diary, nothing too deep but probably what I did in the day + a music recommendation :)

2018 • [ A CROOKED TALE, a phantom's whisper, watch it burn, feel it blister. ] • A forest. A hut on chicken's feet. A fence of blood and bone. Before she was Baba Yaga, she was just a girl. Fuelled by spite and hatred for the world around her, Yaga Izeva has always had two faces. A beautiful one, the tailor's girl and a perfect wife, and the other, far darker than anyone could've ever imagined. Because things like that didn't happen in their village - until they did. With the blood of her village on her hands and nowhere to turn to, Yaga runs to the open arms of the forest, where the water runs black and the trees are haunted by ghosts of the past. Power is a pretty thing - before it consumes you. Go to sleep, children. And watch out for Baba Yaga. (cover by @wanderess_4) •1st place Morningtides Awards Winner •Reader's Choice Winner - Best Story Description •Chaos Awards 5 - 2nd Place in Fantasy •Youngblood Awards - 1st place in Fantasy

"BAHT, TRAM-SHENPAI! W-We can't be together... I need to go bacc to the Philippines and protecc my ramen... I-I cant...." Eddy-chan held back his pee-tinged tears for as long as possible until they squirted out of his eyes like actual pee. "NUUU, EDDI-CHAN! FAK CHU! We maSt Be TogEDA fOEva!! WaKaNDa FOeVA, MA BEeeEeEeeeEEEEeCh!" The tram enveloped Eddy around his saggy booty and they enveloped each other until they caused severe tram congestion...

Yoongi: Jungkook get away! Jungkook: No I need to save Taehyung!

Strawberry isn't like any ordinary girl you meet at school. She sticks out of the crowd with her attractive, gorgeous green eyes. She meets an ordinary girl called Minty and they get to know each other. Join them on their journey through Year 9.

I found these 101 philosophy questions at this website http://philosophy.hku.hk/think/phil/101q.php So I thought I'd ramble on how I would answer each question. Obviously I'm no professional, but I'd like to think I'm average enough to have some common sense :) At any rate, I'd love to hear what people think about my answers and how they would answer! I believe it is important to contemplate things every so often, it's like exercise for your mind! My answers are going to be short, and let's face it, unprofessional, the point of these writings to cause thought, in any form, and if I can succeed in doing that, than all this proof reading will be worth it!! Happy Reading!

If Arashi, Mioda and Carrots all lived under one roof... A scary thought indeed...