Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.

!UNDER EDITING¡ Kyle broflovski went down hill after high school. Unlike his super best friend Stan who's now a cop. Kyle, kenny and Cartman live in a run down shitty apartment and have to steal to get most things in life. There white trash but they always get out of trouble. All thanks to Kyle, whenever they get in caught they can get of scot free! Kyle has made a deal with Stan that whenever there caught he will forget about it or not mention it. The deal is that Kyle has sex with his best friend. His best friend who has feelings for him. And the three boys use this to their advantage. Kyle has a girlfriend, and Stan knows this. But the thought of the feisty, troublesome red head still turns him on. But one day Kyle is caught by a different cop, and his friends ditch him. He has a choice, stay with Stan and be watched twenty four seven or go to jail...

I'm not in love with you. I don't need you. I'm not in love with Stan marsh. ... Who am kidding? Style