This is just a book filled with random puns, so you guys can have 'pun!' get it? 'pun'? 'fun'? I'm making it worse aren't I? Well please read. These aren't all mine, but I'm not gonna take credit for the ones I make up, so I have found these on websites like my best friend called "Google". S/he's very popular and I'm very lucky to be her/his friend. Anywho, thanks for reading!

Give me a couple of questions and I give u a couple of questions. This is just for fun and if someone offended you I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. Some, ok most will be fandom related so I'm sorry if there are spoilers. Everyone is welcome.

Let this book submerge you with heartaches, drown you with traces of the past, flood you with self-wonders, wash you with waves of healing, immerse you with romance, and fill you up with colors, but only if you dive into this ocean of poetry and let every word take you into the deep.

❝You invaded my heart like a storm in the sea, But you left me with waves and broke the barriers in me, I looked for you till blindness overwhelmed my eyes, Did you not care about turning - replying to my cries...❞ [ A Wattpad Featured Story Highest ranking - #3 in poetry ] ❝All poems could be words but not all words could be poems❞ [ Cover by: @Hornsofarebel ]

This is where ghosts steal your soul, stalkers take pictures of you, murderers track down your parents, and discovering mysterious books on how to kill you silently. Oh sorry, I didn't mean you! I was talking to my body pile. :D Enjoy my stories and riddles. It certainly scalp your face off in dread. (Some stories are from Scary For Kids, or from books.)

A compilation of short poems and quotes written by yours truly. Highest: #1 in poetry All Rights Reserved © John Schorwinson 2017 Marvellous cover made by @soundthealarm

started: 11/10/17 status: on hold ❁ ❁ ❁ Ren laughed quietly as he pulled me in for a hug, his strong arms almost suffocating me. His scent of pine and vanilla occupied my senses as I leaned into him. "Naveen will explain everything to you," he loosened his embrace before adding, "Promise me you'll be okay?" I nodded meekly, and drew an 'x' across my heart with my finger. Ren furrowed his brow. "What are you doing?" I giggled. "Crossing my heart." He stared at me, still looking confused. "It's like a promise," I explained. "Have you never heard of that before?" He shook his head. "Why wouldn't you just say 'I promise'?" His confusion only made me laugh more.

Two sentences. Some might not be the best.