"Breaking news: Cult leader Daniel Kraakman escaped from the high security prison chsp! Be on the lookout for this man! If you have any information please call 911 asap!" They'll never find me. I won't go back to that prison. I have a job to fulfill. For Zeemug. (Takes place after S3) (WILL NOT CONTAIN DANVID, BUT WILL CONTAIN DADVID) *picture from the cover is by SilenceArtist on DeviantArt*

For those who are still in pain from all of that, I feel ya. No smut, nsfw, lemons, or any of that on my Christian Minecraft server. Just water your Plance here with some Plance garbage. Respect to all ships don't @ me klancers. Cover art by Honestlyprettychill

OHHH THERES A PLACE I KNOW THATS TUCK AWAY. A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!!!

Find out how to flirt. These tips are all from an app I've downloaded and I wanted to share them.

these are lines that should be guaranteed 100% to work

[Y/N] [L/N] was in the Galaxy Garrison alongside Lance, Hunk, and Pidge. She had come to this school with her best friend but she should've known that things, including people, always change. Rumors started to fly around, causing her to change. Thinking she was no better than a speck of dust, she distanced herself from others. That is until she met them, Pidge, Lance, and Hunk became her friends. She went on to being the co-piolt of their team but who knew that being someone's co-piolt would change her life forever. Videos, pictures, and Voltron are not mine all credit goes to the creators.

Oneshots Don't be afraid to leave a request.

Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!