"Attention shoppers, check in 5 is now open." "its called a checkout" "Attention shoppers, I seem to be receiving sass" •• started: {November 9, 2016} #337 in humour

KAISOO / ❝oOps rolled into ur DMs❞ when jongin sends a message to his best and only friend, he doesn't realise the user he's actually texting is not disloyal oh sehun but someone else entirely. however maybe the chance meeting was an act of fate. with sehun having practically eloped to shanghai with his older chinese boyfriend, jongin desperately craves company, even if it's in the form of badly spelt text messages. between their utterly random conversations and nervous phone calls, jongin gets to know the cute, funny 'kyungsoo' he found online. but will he ever get to meet the boy behind the screen? (completed & editing; very slowly)

JEONGCHEOL / seungcheol is ordinary. jeonghan is instagramable. ❝so i basically used you to catfish someone else❞

JOHNIL / taeil is problematic. johnny can fix that. ❝teach me how to be cool, senpai.❞ (editing as of 28/02/2020)

in which a group of players make a bet and target people that can see past their little tricks. [hiatus oops] [lowercase intended] [multiship] [slow updates]

南柱赫 ❝ did you just throw that mop at me?❝ • in which two stressed out college athletes fall in love because of a mop. © alpacake, 2018

-in which seventeen refers to a group of superheroes- cover by @breezy599 © justpig | 2018

❝send nudes pls :^)❞ ❝n00ds?❞ ❝ yep :^))❞ *sends noodles* in which a girl sends a message... to the wrong person #4 fanfiction | july-10-2018 started: march 14th 2018 finished: july 30th 2018

NCT DREAM - 00 LINE / ❝how are we going to survive this weekend?❞ Best friends Donghyuck, Jaemin, Renjun and Jeno have set themselves up to fail. Or at least, that's what it feels like when they embark on a three day two night hike across the wilderness. And all of that's without Renjun's unspoken sexuality, Donghyuck's girlfriend problems, Jeno's identity crisis and Jaemin's big fat crush on the most popular girl in school. The 'Hike Challenge' is supposed to be possible to complete - people did it last year - but with friends as problematic as these, it'll be a miracle if they even survive. [COMPLETED; 17/05/18] [EDITING, 1/3 complete: 22/02/2020] part two: RENDEZVOUS (complete) part three: COMING SOON (march 6th)

bros can kiss, right? they can also hold each others hand if they like. the only problem will be when they fall in love. © ceoseungri · 2016