Hello this is my first story i hope you like It :D

You have been living in a large apartment complex for quite some time now and you noticed trash has been gone sooner than it's supposed to be....after seeing a raccoon you straightforwardly are sexually attracted to it?

Michelle finds out about Obama and Glub. credits go to me and rice

Pee pee poo poo 😝

this is a joke, mostly for the sou

Obama and you go on a cute date in North Korea but it begins to take a turn for the worse

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

Dr Phil is lowkey jealous but I don't want to ruin the perfect love story.

once upon a time it's where why kerchoo loves apples