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This is a story about my two favourite Youtubers,Joshdub and Mully.If you haven't heard of them go check them out on Youtube.At the time Josh has a girlfriend but starts falling for his best friend.

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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

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Tord is a boy stuck in an abusive relationship with another fire element, and it obviously is only to be because of Tord's parents, and of course, him being the sweet and weak little thing he is, he never does anything about it. Well, that is until he meets an ice element named Tom. Tom and Tord aren't even aloud to be near each other, for obvious reasons being they are completely different. But when Tord and Tom meet for the first time, they become love struck. Love takes over they're minds and they end up meeting up every day. But what happens when Tord accidentally spills the tea about him being stuck in this abusive relationship? How will Tom react? And what will he do about it? Well Tom takes it into his own hands, and what he does about it wins over Tord's heart. - If you want to make a cover then please feel free :,)