My entry for the Christmas contest

I snort as I watch the scene unfold before me. I hate Romeo and Juliet. I mean they knew their love was doomed before it even started. "Stupid idiots," I mutter to myself. The TV then starts blurring and I'm left sighing and cursing myself for buying it for five dollars at a garage sale. The screen starts glowing white and I'm left wondering if this is normal behavior for five dollar TVs. As the screen starts to smoke I jump back and duck behind the sofa, sending the bowl of popcorn in my hands flying. A loud bang fills the air, then silence. I cautiously get up and stare wide-mouthed at the person in front of me. He looks confused to be honest and out of place considering that he was wearing tights. His eyes brighten when he sees me as he calls excitedly,"Juliet!"