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  • Kachow (Barney and Lightening McQueen)
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    I'm the dinosaur from your imagination You are my speed

  • Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
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    About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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    "dont you think it's a sin to fuck the pastor's daughter?" ongoing