This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Puns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]

"A love like that was a serious illness, an illness from which you never entirely recover."- Charles Bukowski.

he always takes his coffee black. or in which harry suffers from social anxiety and admires the coffee house girl from a far. ©inkedmalik 2014

Alisa has always felt alone even in a room filled with people. She feels like she doesn't fit in or belong with anyone including her family, adoptive family that is. The only person she’s ever related to in the slightest is her adoptive sister Grace. When Alisa returns from her two years working in Ibiza as a holiday rep she moves in with her sister. One person she didn't plan on living with is her sister’s boyfriend Harry. Alisa finds something extremely fascinating in Harry, he gets her. When she’s with Harry she doesn't feel alone.

Winters in London are cold. Harry drinks tea to keep warm. Lena doesn't like that. She's much more of a coffee person, really.

"Just say it." "I can't do this anymore." disclaimer: i wrote this from 2014 to early 2015 and it's poorly written.