So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.

Tweek is scared of many things. However above all he is scared of his best friend not returning his feeling and rejecting him. Thank God he doesn't know... until certain events happen to shake things up. -under revision 4 years later-

Donut is throwing a party. It's going to be the best party ever. Unfortunately, his friends are distracting him by being hopelessly in love and not admitting it. Something must be done! Author: EllBoots ATTENTION PEOPLE: This is NOT my work. I just want to be able to read this offline so I am putting it on here. I originally got this off of Archive of Our Own. This is the link: http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/4217262?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_27233330 So if anyone says that this is my work, they are wrong.

Arnold and Helga are in high school and Helga is back from a VARY long summer vacation, and Arnold develops feeling for her. Unfortunately for Arnold, someone else has too. All I did was write the story, nothing else belongs to me.

Red Vs Blue Highschool AU Somehow Donut convinces Simmons to join drama club. I mention a lot of musicals in this story, and I think it's probably a lot easier to understand if you're familiar with them. edited to add: I may one day add to this, but for all intents and purposes this is a cringe fandom-crossover-fanfic I wrote in jr high drama club bc I was bored (also hiiii rvb archive discord :3)