Tord has successfully been able to take over half of the world, but there is still an annoying thorn in his side that he is tired of dealing with. His soldiers drag in a small group of Rebels and Tord figures that he might as well keep them, you can never have too many soldiers after all. Tord knows that a relationship can only be a weakness in his forces, but still, he falls in love. He says screw the consequences and begins courting the one who seems to hate him the most. I am only taking over the story since the author decided to give it to me. Orignal belongs to @ChillYourCoffee, go check it out. I have entirely rewritten everything but will closely stick to the original chapters before I will take over the story and make it my own. I don't know where this will lead, but I hope you enjoy reading my trash. P.S. In this A.U., Tord hasn't met Tom, Edd, nor Matt before, so... let's see how this turns out. Oh, and before I forget. Some chapters will have swearing, so if you don't want that, why are you here? The show itself swears significantly, and besides, it's Tom and Tord, there is just going to be swearing, get over it. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading, and I'm sorry I keep updating this, but my brain sucks when I try to remember everything I need to put down. P.P.S. Apparently, you guys like my trash because we are now placed number 1 in TordxTom and WTFuture. It's pretty cool of an achievement, so thanks for helping me get this far and farther. P.P.P.S. It does appear that my update schedule depends on the time of year for my time zone. If it is during school, I get hardly any work done because school an then over the summer, I update a lot so... just letting you all know so that you don't have any expectations for my update schedule.

Wern Muller is always hungry. Unfortunately, eating for Wern is not as easy as grabbing takeout. Wern can only feed on the traumatic memories of people and animals. It's an exhausting and thought-eroding experience, but Wern has to eat, or terrible things happen. To make it easier, Wern works in places where he is in close contact with traumatized individuals. Haruto Sato makes Wern hungry. Sato, a user of the food bank where Wern works, is dripping in trauma. Wern can see the memories slither and hiss on his neck and shoulders. The memories whisper to Wern, enticing him like sauce on dumplings. Haruto could quench Wern's hunger for a full year... So why won't Wern feed on him? --- [A Wattpad Editor's Pick.] [An Open Novella Contest short-listed book.]

Tomtord oneshots. Angst, smut, and on a very rare occasion, fluff. uhhh got smuts, I tend to stick with top Tord. these are p stupid but I hope y'all enjoy em.

Royal Rose (Book 1) Leo's been hiding her identity for years to fight in the arena where women are not allowed. She got away with it so far and won all her battles, but what if she was assigned as the Princess' personal protector and hiding her identity became much more complicated than before. #1 gxg #1 girlxgirl #1 lesbian #1 gay #1 pride #1 historicalfiction #1 knight #4 medieval #11 lgbt #17 romance 🏅PRIDE AWARDS WINNER 2022 (Historical Fiction)

Growing up Tord always tried to make Tom cower in fear, but Tom was never afraid of Tord to even show a response to his attempts to scare him. It started when they were only children.. Tom was rather innocent when they were kids, so whenever Tord tried to scare him, he'd just giggle and say "You're not scary Tordy!". This would always would make Tord upset and make him question himself if he was scary enough to fulfill his dream to take over the world. That's when he figured a machine of some sort might be able to help him do it. He started learning how to tinker with little devices at this age, he self taught himself this as well. At their teenage years.. Tord kept attempting to pull pranks that would scare anyone, but Tom never even flinched, even when Tord pulled the "Edd's dead" card and even made a fake corpse of Edd. Tom never fell for the pranks and always used to tell Tord what he did wrong, and even give him tips on how to REALLY scare him, which even when Tord used those tips it never worked anyway. On to their adult years when they went to live together with Edd and Matt, Tord STILL couldn't scare him! Even when he would steal Toms precious items and threaten to break them, Tom would just say, "Well then you gotta buy me a new one." Which would stop Tord since he needed to save up for his robot. Now Tord has taken over Russia, Brazil, and Germany and the Eddsworld crew knows they have to stop it at once before he goes any further!

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

Aubry Hill is a quiet girl with a scary past and even scarier future. Aiden Clark is a guy who is pissed off at the world because of the tragedies that seem to follow him around everywhere he goes. Both are similar in more ways than they know, and will soon find out just how deep their bond can actually go. What happens when Aubry asks Aiden for help? Will they just so happen to find happiness in each other or will they each be the source of the others demise? *TRIGGER WARNING contains mature content such as but not limited to: rape, drugs, abuse, alcohol, self harm* THIS BOOK IS NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON! LINK ON MY PROFILE! **due to copyright reasons, the ending chapters have been removed and are available in the published version of the book* *current cover by: Asteriakace* All rights reserved Do not copy this work

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

"Ethan." Aiden pauses. "I want you." He softly bites my ear. "I want to kiss you more than you will ever know." Trying to avoid the daily beatings of the school bully can be challenging. But what happens if the schools bully has a crush on you?

Baba- This is soon to be Alpha in the Blue Moon Star's. After he finds and claims his mate that is. Baba is straight with a girl wolf. His birthday is in a couple of day's. He will be turning 18 years old. He hopes on finding a nice girl that can provide his pups and love him for ever. What do you think he will do when he finds out it's not a girl? Andrew- He and Cece are the only Omega in the Blue Moon Star's pack. He is the guy that gets picked on at school and at home. Andrew is 17 years old. He is gay and everyone knows. That's not why everyone messes with him, it's because he looks too much like a girl to be a guy. What will happen when he finds out his mate is the Alpha? What will happen? Will Baba rejected Andrew or stay with him? read on to find out. I want to point out that i cuss A LOT in this book, sooooo i don't wanna see comments saying not to cuss or anything. I use A couple of racial language. Only like a couple of times tho Warning- This is a boyxboy book. Don't like it? Then why the fuck is you here? Anyways, for all the other people that do like it, read on. I will update as much as i can or when i have time. I will try my best to make this book a good one. I can take ideas if you got some. BTW! This is NOT my cover! My bestfriend made it for me! I'm giving him alll the credit! @jooshgrey