Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The second half of the Marauders' Fifth Year has already started with a ton of excitement - but the year is not finished yet. As the Ministry continues the hunt for Harold Minchum and the cave in which he is suspected to be concealed, the Marauders grapple with coming to terms with their own losses and changes... *** This is a continuation of The Marauders series, be sure to read the others before reading this one! (Especially Year Five Part One) *** Year Five: https://www.wattpad.com/story/79015556-the-marauders-year-five

Just a book of funny things I found on the internet about our favorite criminals. #1 in funny things (09.15.19) #1 in funny things (10.10.20)

A Throne of Glass AU where Sam didn't die, and they went to live in the desert with the mute master. I do not own the characters, those belong to Sarah J. Maas

The second volume of my collection of book quotes. This includes quotes from books such as •Harry Potter •Throne of Glass •Heroes of Olympus •Percy Jackson and the Olympians •A Court of Thorns and Roses •The Mortal Instruments •The Infernal Devices •The Dark Artifices •The Lunar Chronicles As well as any other book I just to happen to read.

The best quotes from the best books. I own neither quotes nor books covered here. All rights, of course, go to the respective authors. Please do not fight in the comment section under any circumstances. If you see an opinion you dislike, or even one that you find extremely unacceptable, just move on. If you insist on fighting, do it with the other person in private chat, but please, not in the comment section of my book. Any fights and arguments will be deleted or reported when necessary.

Ember Hawthorn was born with a hole in her heart, a defect that should have killed her according to the doctors. Inexplicably, the defect vanished over night and eighteen years later Ember is about to graduate high school and move onto college. However, that plan comes to a screeching stop the night she gets a flat tire and and she's greeted by something she thought didn't exist-vampires. In a matter of hours, Ember is thrown from her former life into the protection of the Robur Coven-the largest of the Twelve vampire covens and it's there she discovered just how she got entangled in the world of vampires. One saved her life eighteen years ago, a vampire by the name of Damon Lockwood.

Revelations is now published as a Hardcover and E-book with Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the original edition on the platform. ***** In the wake of a devastating attack on Belle Morte, Renie and Edmond must fight to stop a deadly enemy from destroying the vampire world as they know it. ***** A grim shadow hangs over Belle Morte. Renie's dream of saving her sister is in ruins, and Edmond, the man she loves, has been imprisoned for breaking one of the vampires' most important rules. The vampire Council descends on the mansion, determined to unravel the mystery behind the bloody attack that has left Belle Morte reeling, but the truth is deadlier than they imagined, threatening the lives of everyone that Renie and Edmond hold dear. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Belle Morte is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and the Wattpad Books Published Edition upon purchase. Thank you so much for your support! ***** Renie Mayfield volunteers as a blood donor for the Vampire House where her sister disappeared, when she's drawn to the smouldering vampire Edmond Dantès. ***** It's been ten years since vampires came out of the coffin, and now they are the world's biggest celebrities. Renie Mayfield is a new live-in blood donor assigned to the most famous vampire House - Belle Morte. Unlike the other donors though, Renie isn't here for fame and fortune. Her sister disappeared inside the Belle Morte House, and she wants to know why. But she isn't prepared for Edmond Dantès, a smouldering vampire who sets her blood racing. She can't deny their mutual attraction, and their dangerous dance begins. With each step into darkness Renie is drawn further into Edmond's influence, and closer to uncovering Belle Morte's secrets. If she has to choose, would she rather lose her heart or her humanity? (Book 1, the Belle Morte Series) [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] The sequel, Revelations, is now in Paid: https://www.wattpad.com/story/97728300

Forced to team up to bring renegade vampires to justice, vampire Ludovic and human Roux insist they don't need each other--but they can't help wanting each other. ***** The battle for Belle Morte has been fought and won, but with enemy vampires escaped into the city, the fight is not over. Pressure from human authorities is mounting, and the future of vampirekind hangs in the balance. The escapees must be brought to justice - and fast. For reclusive vampire Ludovic de Vauban, this is the perfect opportunity to confront his fears about the world beyond the mansion's walls. But he can't do this alone. Roux Hayes knows she's the girl for the job. Accomplished liar, quick thinker, and modern human, she can help Ludovic navigate a world that has long since left him behind. Ludovic thinks he doesn't need help. Roux doesn't care. As they work together to preserve a future for their friends, they discover a mutual passion that neither of them expected, one that burns hotter than anything either of them have ever experienced. But the shadow of their old enemies stretches longer than they ever imagined... (Book 3, the Belle Morte Series) [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela