Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kirishima's a simple art student who's had his eye on the attractive blonde who frequents the same Starbucks he studies at for a while, though he's too chicken to do anything about his little crush until he accidentally runs into him. Literally. /Twice./ (This description is awful and I apologize; as soon as I come up with a better one I'll be changing it.) Title is from the song Sober Up by AJR.

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

"Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything you do." Remus Lupin never expected too much of his life. Too broke to have a place of his own, has found himself knocking on the red front door of his new home. He didn't expect too much of his roommates, from everything he's heard, they're average, if a bit childish at times. What he didn't expect was three just-out-of-college students all with music majors and a thrill for doing stupid bullshit. As he gets whisked away in their little adventures, his life changes and his future starts to shape into something entirely new. Remus Lupin never expected to be a rock star. (Authors Note: The first 5-10 chapters are really shitty, read with caution Credit to @silkysoftboy for the cover art of Album 1)

"Are you serious?" "No...I'm Lily." For seventh years James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, October only means one thing (and it's not Halloween, or the first month in like six years the full moon comes out twice, or the Fail At Asking Out Lily Evans Week): The annual Marauder Prank-Off. (this did not start out intending to be jily or wolfstar but hey shit happens)

Part 4 of Peter's new life series Aunt May lets the secret loose. The family have to deal with it. Peter freaks out

Peter finally goes back to school but can he keep his bullying a secret? Probably not. I mean, he is living with 2 spies, a tech savy business man, a protective mother, 2 super soldiers and a very scary scientist. All the OC's in this are bullies. Just a heads up. I'm putting this here - In this world Spanking's are a normal form of punishment, don't like don't read. Domestic Discipline AND RAPE/TALK OF RAPE Part 3 of - Peter's new life

Peter is just having a bad day. Nothing is going his way. And now here he is, diapered, cuddled and coo'd at by his team and dad. Nothing is going his way! Sequel to Such a Dad. Part two of - Peter's new life

A argument with May and Peter finds him self in Tony's home. No were else to go he tries to be as calm and level headed as he can but with the whole of the avengers around him parenting the ever loving heck out of him what will he do. Tony's such a dad and the avengers tease him about it. Part one of Peter's new life - continued in Oh Baby I'm going to place this link here : https://archiveofourown.org/users/Fandomgirl445/bookmarks This is me. I've had people constantly messaging me about it and yes, this is me.

The Marauders are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts; Remus is starting with a massive scar across his face - a byproduct of the increasing severity of his furry little problem, which is a definite cause for concern despite his insistence that it it's fine. Sirius is starting with the memories of a certain morning at 12 Grimmauld Place in August: memories that he might not ever forget, yet is desperate to cloak underneath the facade that every is fine at home and that he and his parents just sometimes encounter minor disagreements. James is starting his fifth year, yes, but more importantly, he is starting phase five of his plan to woo Lily Evans: somehow his friends seem doubtful that he might succeed, but James, being James, is in no lack of confidence. And Peter, well, Peter is starting to wonder just why he puts up with these people, and if he should really be feeling sorry for Lily Evans, and maybe if he should have asked to have been sorted into Hufflepuff.