Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Mira, a college Sophomore, interrupts a deal with the Devil. After the demon corners her, she is sure he's going to kill her. But, luckily for her, he is too fascinated with her soul to end her life. Or perhaps she's not so lucky after all. His fixation with her has cost her everything. With help from new friends, she will stop at nothing to reclaim her life. But what will happen when she has to face her undeniable attraction to the evil, albeit stunning individual who put her in this situation? And how much time does she have to save her soul before their attraction to one another becomes something far more sinister?

James Conroy has had an easy life so far, he was an open gay 16 year old guy, who was partially accepted by his parents., and was fully accepted by his older brother Travis Conroy, who was already 18. He had two best friends named Lucy and David, and they were practically his only friends, but he was satisfied with that. He wasn't the brightest kid in school either, but still passed somehow. The only complications he had at school was being continously teased and flirted with by a guy named Zeke Prull who was one of the most popular and stuck up jerks at his school. Zeke had promised James that he would be his one day. James wasn't buying into it though, he thought that Zeke was just mocking him since he was gay. But after a couple of weeks of Zeke flirting and hanging out with him, James started growing some different and maybe even stronger feelings for Zeke. The sad part was, that James would never be able to tell Zeke how he really felt about him, because on James's 17th birthday, he was kidnapped....

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

Her innocence radiated off of her like fine perfume, yet he couldn't control the beast inside him to keep his hands to himself. Knowing his every action was wrong-illegal to be exact, he couldn't bring himself to care. Finally, in all the years of searching, he had found his soul mate, the very beautiful woman that was made just for him. But he had a problem- what if she was his student? Olivia Hail could never do anything wrong. It was how she was raised, she never disobeyed anyone. Life hasn't been the same for her after her first shift. After finding out about her Father's death, she heads off to school- only to discover the very attractive Mr Hutchinson, one of her teachers that she never got along with happens to be her soul mate? If that wasn't enough, he's very angry when little Olivia tells him that they can't be together because 'they both could get in a lot of trouble' & since her Uncle thinks she hasn't found her mate yet, he calls a party of males to come and visit her. Now, with a very angry and jealous mate that is her teacher, and a little help from a best friend, can Olivia step out of her comfort zone? Or will Olivia end up in the hands of another male?

"Meat" has been a call-guy in Chicago's gay district for over a year and seems largely satisfied with his job. Until a peculiar new client makes him question if he should be serving his meat to everyone.

When Sutton Collins moves to the middle-of-nowhere-Michigan, she's sure her life is over. She's sure she'll die of boredom, living in a small town surrounded by woods. However, her town just happens to be the base of the powerful Greenwood Pack. Her parents also just happen to be close friends with the packs Alpha. And the Alpha just happens to have a gorgeous son. Since her town is infested with werewolves, hunters are never far away. With Evan and the hunters around, Sutton sure isin't going to be bored.

Paige Westfield is the average nerd. She is the plain girl with few friends. She is the girl whose parents are never really around to keep her sane. One day Paige gets into a wreck and it is going to change her life. The driver of the other car is a furious, sexy man who will be the one to change Paige's normal life if she lets him.

She was intelligent, obliging and downright gorgeous. Unfortunately, she was too shy and completely oblivious to notice the last past. Amy Butler has moved from New York to join her friend in Canada to work alongside a new professor for the start of her third year of college. It's only for six months but to her, it's too damn long especially if she has to handle the inhumanly handsome and mischievous John Harris, a football coach not willing to leave her alone. He saw her and wanted her from the first day he laid eyes on her. The more she tried her hardest to push him away, the closer he always came to getting what he wanted: those full lips between his. But as she learns more about his tragic and troublesome life she asks herself, will she be able to see past his one and only flaw and accept him into her life as what he is? **Contains some sexual content ** ***Second Novel in my Vampire Series** CAN BE READ SEPARATELY.

Caine is the Alpha of the Locus pack. Some say he’s strict, everyone knows he’s unforgiving, and most consider him cruel. After an incident three years ago that marked a very important part of his life, Caine decides to shut himself down from all emotion. Charlotte is a free spirit who relishes in being an easy going and friendly member of the Knight Pack. Thanks to a false accusation, Charlotte gets banished from her pack. Her Wolf has yet to make an appearance, and already Charlotte is left to wander around as a Rogue. Surely the Werewolf spirits wouldn’t pair the ruthless lonely Alpha with a lively outspoken girl who tries to live her life like a human….