You know, When people click on this book, They expect all of the mcd characters to be on a sugar rush or crack. Well. I have to tell you. That they couldn't have been more correct. All characters belong to @Empress_Aphmau THESE CHAPTERS ARE NOT UP TO DATE WITH CURRENT EPISODES. EVERYTHING IN THIS BOOK FALLS IN LINE WITH EPISODES BEFORE SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2016.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I found this book on wattpad, and I noticed it was put on hold. But It was so funny so I asked the author to continue it and she said yes!! Im going to retype the original chapters first and then make a few of my own. Check out lilathehating! PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE CHAPTERS WERE MADE BEFORE MAY 11TH, 2016. THEY ARE NOT IN LINE WITH THE CURRENT EPISODES.

❝A knife in hand, I am playing out the part of the fool.❞ [UNDER EDITING]

"Orange lillies are said to represent passion. I just want you to know that I hate you with a burning passion." - In which a sarcastic, sassy and undeniably heartbroken boy who goes by the name of Archer Giovani buys flowers for his cheating ex-girlfriend everyday according to his different emotions in the shop Elnora Constantine happens to work in. Highest ranking: #43 - 8/2/17 - SS #50 - 5/2/17 - SS #55 - 2/2/17 - SS #304 - 11/4/17 - H