If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

Dan/Phil: 17 year old Dan finally works up the courage to ask his crush for his number, except his crush is an asshole and the number reaches a sympathetic stranger instead. Just about the lamest title I've ever come up with. I wrote this last year but couldn't post it on wattpad as it needs pictures, so I got pretty excited when I got the new update. <5k oneshot, light reading + just a bit of fun

one typo changed his life. {lowercase intended}

Dan likes Phil. Dan thinks Phil is straight so is sent into a massive wave of jealousy when Phil comes home one day with a boyfriend. What will happen? Read to find out;) Such an original title right? Guess I better warn you there is boyxboy as if it wasn't obvious.

you started chatting with plantboyphil. started; febuary 10, 2016 ended; april 28, 2016

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

+2 (222) 222 2222 I'll be there in an hour in some traffic! +1 (111) 111 1111 Who is this? •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. Or the story of the guy who sent the text to the wrong number*. *I'll be using the numbers (111) 111 1111 and (222) 222 2222 to avoid putting numbers on there that someone might call. But just imagine that they're real numbers that could potentially be messed up!

Where Phil tries random pick up lines on Dan, his best friend.

A mixture of conversations between Dan and Phil by texts. Enjoy.