Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

*thoroughly editing* Reedstar once had a terrifying dream of flesh-eating cats surrounding him as a kit. He thought nothing of it until the day he met one face to face. His selfishness drove him to kill others for the sake of himself. Flesh-eaters loom around every corner of the territories in SpiritClan, DarkClan and LightClan. Will Reedstar kill everyone to save himself or will the flesh-eaters beat him to it?

Something more powerful than the Dark Forest is about to cause disturbance within ThunderClan...and it's love. Bumblestripe has loved Dovewing forever. But after she rejects him for another cat, he wonders if there's any way to stop the pain that seeing her causes- and decides the only way is to get rid of her. A tale of murder and betrayal, heartbreak and abandonment, Bumblestripe's Insanity is a captivating novel that leaves readers hungering for more and left wondering what happens next. Because in this story, NOBODY is safe...