"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

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Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

A book of interesting, but useless facts , for those who want to look a little smarter today !!!!!

I cannot guarantee that all these facts are true, but let's imagine that they are. All of these were written when I was a smol child and I cringe at it but this book is my most popular so I'm keeping it up. Give it a read if you'd like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #7 IN RANDOM CATEGORY! (the glory days are over now)