Looking for a good comeback or insult? Or are you just looking for a good laugh? Well, this is the place for you! This is a simple book of comebacks and insults you could use or just read to laugh at! Have fun!! (Note: Most of these won't be mine and are just stuff I have found. None of these are meant to offend anyone are just here for a good laugh)

Y/N. A "normal" girl with a "normal" life. Everyone thought that. But that was a lie. She was hurt in many ways. Her parents. Herself. But life could change.. {❕COMPLETED❕}

"How are you already causing trouble?" The dude scolds me. I shrug it off. "I'm kinda a professional on that." Start: 3/5/17 End: 3/23/17

🚫THIS IS THE SECOND BOOK TO 'The Breaking'!🚫 After all the problems she had with her family, she was finally forgetting them. All because of that boy who came to her Grandmas door for dinner.. And now there is a hole step up with them two..

You just want attention? You don't want my heart ♥ -ATTENTION BY CHARLIE PUTH Book inspired by that song ↑ ↑ ↑ - A Jimin Fanfiction, with a tasty side of Seokjin. - Start: 9/6/17 End: 11/4/17

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

"My dad sold me to a pack of werewolves to settle his gambling debt." ❀ "I'm going to count to three," Logan growls. He doesn't have to say the rest. If I haven't come to him by then, he'll come to me... and I'll regret it. I know this game, and I know there is only one way it can end: with broken bones. If I don't come to him, his wolf will take over and he'll make me pay. If I obey, his wolf will still take over, and I'll still be the one suffering the consequences. "One," Logan snaps. A tear slowly rolls down my cheek and I dig my nails into my palm until they draw blood. More tears join the first and my lower lip trembles. I want Logan to see how much he's hurting me. "Two," Logan counts, gesturing for me to come to him. I know that he's filled with anticipation. He's hoping for 'three,' craving it. ❀ Three Books in One: Sold to a Wolf Pack | ✔ Saved by a Wolf Pack | ✔ Loved by a Wolf Pack | Ongoing ❀ A fake Omega: Saffron is a rogue, but when her dad sells her to a pack of werewolves, she also has to pretend to be an Omega. Good thing she has a plan: to escape the first chance she gets. A not so mean Alpha: Logan just wants to find his mate and his happily ever after, but instead of the perfect Luna, he gets a weak, frightened Omega. Good thing his dad has a plan: make everyone in the pack mistreat Saffron so she'll finally stand up for herself. An epic romance: Saffron and Logan are meant to be, but will they realize it before it's too late? Not everything is as it seems, and with an enemy threatening to destroy the pack, time is running out. ❀ 167,102 words ❀ Has been ranked #1 in: Werewolf, Paranormal, Romance, Teen Fiction, Humor, Fantasy, General Fiction, Action and even Vampire!

In which Hoseok's secretive part time job was discovered by a schoolmate. Start: 12/23/17 End: TBD issa short story ©Suga_Kim

"What about me?" "Please, don't leave me..." "You're mine you got that?!" "Don't touch my property." "I miss you." "I'm sorry."

In a world where the devil Min Yoongi and his six demon servants rule over the underworld, it is decided that it's finally time to take revenge on God and his angels for loosing the first war in heaven. To do this, Yoongi must select a queen from earth that suits his purposes. But can Yoongi keep her loyal while his charming demon Jimin is in the mansion?