Several years after the war, Hermione finds herself working as a researcher alongside Draco Malfoy for the Aurror Department that Harry leads for the Ministry. When the other Aurrors take a prank too far, Hermione and Draco retaliate, but Hermione's not showing the ace up her sleeve. Chaos ensues under her careful wat...
Draco finds a tube of Pansy's lipstick. In a moment of curiosity, he puts it on and finds that he really, really likes how he looks. And he's not the only one.
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.