Legolas x Reader S.M.U.T

So I decided that I, being the kinky little sh*t that I am, wanted to write a S.M.U.T. Yes, S.M.UT. I fully accept constructive criticism, compliments, requests, and insults. Because, you know, insults don't really affect me. This is a two part story, please enjoy. Or not, which ever floats your boat.