Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"It is better to love wisely, no doubt: but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all." Draco Malfoy, science teacher at Hogwarts Academy, has never been a fool, especially for something as trivial as love. One day, he meets an incredibly attractive and already married man named Harry Potter, who is determined to spark a friendship with him. Draco soon finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew about love as he realizes that Harry is everything he ever wanted in life. How on Earth was Draco going to get out of this without finding himself heart-broken? [Teacher/muggle au, Draco/Harry.]

When Feyre and Rhysand's daughter, Seren is thrust into the world of Terrasen, she must figure out a way to return home. Yet the young prince of Terrasen, Calev, is magnetizing as well as insufferable. She must figure out if she is ready to leave him for her home.

**Only the bonus chapter is paid, the rest of the story is (and will stay) free!!** Libby Marks-Whelan is decidedly not a lady. Kicked out of nearly every finishing school in the country, she's shocked when her demure, straight-laced cousin Ella invites her to the royal court as attendant during her debutante season. What Ella fails to realize, however, is that Libby's brand of mischief is exactly the kind of distraction Prince Andrew is looking for during his inaugural season as an eligible bachelor. Cover designed by Adam Budny

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish... ~~~ Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot. The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all. [[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]

Her name is Crystal Jimenez. Who is she? She is a demigod daughter of Athena, a half-sibling of Annabeth Chase. During the time leading up to the Second Giant War, Crystal happens to be oblivious about the dangerous threats and upcoming events. But when Gaea manages to capture the demigod, what will Crystal do to escape her predicament? What intentions does Gaea harbor for the clueless demigod and how will it affect the fate of the Greek mythological world? Credit to @hiraethzones for the amazing cover!

If you want to enjoy reading about Leo Flaming McShizzle Valdez getting pranked, then this story is for you. Enjoy some laughs and good times with the one and only Supersized McShizzle himself.

"Come on, Harry!" Draco cried out. "You know how hard it is for me to take off skinny jeans when they're wet!" ~~~ I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK UNLESS I ADD AN OC BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHEN THAT HAPPENS. These characters solely belong to J.K. Rowling. Events and writing in this book are owned by me. If you wish to use some ideas ask me in the comments or by PM. Some events mentioned in this book are also not owned by me.

When Draco comes up with an idea to mess with Harry during the Triwizard Tournament, will he be the one who will get burned in the end? Drarry #wattpride #drarry If you're a first time reader, I highly recommend reading the new version! It's posted on my profile!

{A Family of Favors book 1} Harry always felt like families were just a fickle idea, so when Malfoy wanted to become a famous musician Harry was fine with raising their son alone. A son that 8 years later Draco still didn't know existed. What happens when Malfoy comes to town hoping to rekindle the fire of lost love? Will Harry stop him? Can he stop himself from falling so hard- again?