❝Shut the fuck up! Even though some of that might be true, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙩 (Y/n) would pick me over you any day!❞ Stan shouted. ❝You know what, Stan! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩! There's no way in hell she'd choose your toxic ass anyway!❞ Kyle fired back. Start: April 2023- End: June 2023

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

「South Park X gender--neutral Reader」 " what's my type? cute cashiers! " ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯,(Y/N), a high school student from North Park who settles on a job in South Park, finds themselves catching the hearts of many. Along with misadventures, friends and even exes. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of bad family relationships, abuse, and things of that nature! ☆

lust ➛ a strong sexual desire for someone. ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ [kenneth mccormick x reader] ! (18+ 🍋) ⚠️ the cover art is not mine ! i do not own southpark in any way, ┊͙it belongs to trey parker and matt stone.

Do you have a niche moment in an episode that you want to expand on? Maybe even looking for a favorite background character? Now's the time to tell me! Note that there are certain requests I will not fill, please see details inside ALL characters will be aged up

❝ are you falling in love with a feeling? ❞ various. south park oneshots x fem. reader. started 10.4.2025 - ongoing. requests - open.

❝ sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains & whips excite me! ❞ various. south park x fem. reader. started 7.6.2025 - ongoing.

𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆!𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 TRIGGER WARNING, this work contains content that may be inappropriate for some readers, such as abuse, murder, stalking, and the like. 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆.

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

❝ i can make the bad guys good for a weekend. ❞ kyle broflovski x fem. reader. started 27.5.2025 - ongoing.