It is the dankest meme fanfiction in the pepe world. You're welcome

18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

Shrek's life depends on three things: Shelter, Food, and Survival. While hunting one day, he sees a being who he'd never seen before. A being unable to be seen, as his luxurious muscles glimmered in sweat under the sun. Now Shrek has a new thing his life depends on. Shelter, Food, Survival, and Love. All Shrek has to do is get The ROCK to love him back.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

It's hot. So very hot.

apparently this is real and apparently in about to write smut featuring the president. ...........you're welcome.........

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Idk don't ask a year later and i'm seriously questioning my life choices

you....

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ