BangableAsh: I'm a heterosexual male, i don't want to see ur dick HemmoAddict: maybe you can be... HemmoAddict: hemmosexual. BangableAsh: bro

*PREVIOUSLY TITLED "ARE YOU MY MOMMY" The last thing Luke expects when he wakes up hungover in the bed of his latest one-night stand is to come face to face with a freaking kid. But there she is all wild curls, thumb-sucking, and nonstop questions. Luke can't get out of there fast enough. Ashton isn't the type to have one-night stands. He's a parent, after all. It was a mistake, and it won't happen again. At least that's what he tells himself when he comes back from his shower to find the naked college kid still in his bed, arguing with Daisy. They couldn't be more opposites. At 25, Ashton has the responsibilities of two parents, raising his daughter and trying to pretend like he has everything figured out. At 21, Luke is a self-proclaimed Grindr god who doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself. So why is the universe (with the help of Michael and Crystal) so hell-bent on seeing them together? *completed but unedited [ranked #1 in 5SOS 4/1/20] [ranked #1 in 5secondsofsummer 5/11/20 & 4/7/22] [ranked #2 in Ashton Irwin 5/1/20] [ranked #1 in Michael Clifford 6/1/20]

So Ashton's going on a road trip with his friend, Calum, and he invited me to tag along. Being the adventurous shit I am, I said yes, but I wouldn't have if I knew that Luke Hemmings was going as well. God, I hate that guy, and the feeling's mutual. Why does that annoying brat have to come along? And Ashton and Calum expect us to be friends? Yeah, right. There's no chance that Luke Hemmings and I, Michael Clifford, are ever going to get along. WARNING: Smut Cover: _Jikko Other pairing(s): Cashton (minor) Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou

Ashton can't take care of his own brother, so his parents hire a babysitter. © goldenstarkey | 2014

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

"I just stopped hurting but then you barge back into my life." *sequel to Hold On To Me* Cover changed. Completed 2016

Two boys who have been friends for years unexpectedly fall for each other. Cover changed. Completed 2016