now I'm (whispers) bald

Have you ever thought of what you would do if you could go in to an anime. Well here is a list of 100! I won't be able to think of all 100 though. So you can help by leaving something that has already be said in a comment. I hope you find it funny! XD

[ON HOLD: i literally wrote this 3 years ago :/] In the middle of her junior year, Alexa Harris meets the new girl, Cameron Clarke, and falls head over heels for her. In the midst of her embarrassingly bad crush on Cam, Lexa has to face bullies with acrylic nails long enough to make a shishkabob, an upcoming talent show, and a creative writing piece, not to mention loads of school work, homework, and studying for finals. Can she manage all of it without losing her sanity? Probably not but that's not going to stop her from doing it all anyway. Art used for the cover is not mine. Credit to bibinella.tumblr.com I do not own any of the images used. Image credit goes to rightful owners.

bald guy and grape owo

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Maya, an innocent nurse, finds herself forced to accept protection from the Phantoms motorcycle gang, specifically the dangerous, irresistible biker, Jake Ford. ***** Maya has a normal life and a normal boyfriend, Sebastian. But one day she drops off a letter to a prison for a patient under her care, and finds herself being watched over by a dangerous, handsome biker. It turns out Maya is under the protection of Jake Ford, and despite her feelings for Sebastian, she can't resist the pull of Jake's strong arms, dark looks and chequered past. Soon criminals are coming after her, and Jake is the only one who can keep her safe. Will Maya hide behind her good-girl reputation, or let go and lose herself in the passionate world of Jake Ford? Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence and sexual activity, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designer: Ren T. Photographer: Michelle Lancaster Model: Jaxon Human

A touching story about a girl named Areola who meets a man named Benign...

Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations and learn about what it means to be on the journey of life. So get ready to stay Up All Night reading this tale of love, philosophy, music, drama, abortion, free will, cheese, and affairs. And keep an eye out for the cameos of your favorite One Direction boys! *This story is based on the characters in a fanfic by Ratatouille123 **Also, here's a playlist based on this story: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7A5XQg7VgeK9TEStrFdbgU?si=8623b02d353645c6