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100 things to do in anime

Have you ever thought of what you would do if you could go in to an anime. Well here is a list of 100! I won't be able to think of all 100 though. So you can help by leaving something that has already be said in a comment. I hope you find it funny! XD

50 Shades of Gay

[ON HOLD: i literally wrote this 3 years ago :/] In the middle of her junior year, Alexa Harris meets the new girl, Cameron Clarke, and falls head over heels for her. In the midst of her embarrassingly bad crush on Cam, Lexa has to face bullies with acrylic nails long enough to make a shishkabob, an upcoming talent sh...

quackity x thanos

bald guy and grape owo

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Jake the Panty-Ripper (Book 1, the Phantoms MC Series)

LIMITED TIME: Read this STEAMY Story and Earn FREE Bonus Coins From Dec 16- 22, read for at least 60 minutes and enter to win up to 120 Coins (5000 Winners) Maya, an innocent nurse, finds herself forced to accept protection from the Phantoms motorcycle gang, specifically the dangerous, irresistible biker, Jake Ford. ...

Pungent Delight

A touching story about a girl named Areola who meets a man named Benign...

The End

Ratalouis' Extreme Feral Adventure

Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations a...