A collection of reimagined-and darker-stories of some of the most famous-and infamous-scenes in Star Wars (and some I just completely made up). After reading these stories, you'll NEVER look at Star Wars the SAME way again! And, FYI, these stories show WHY J.J. Abrams and/or Disney would NEVER hire me to write for Star Wars! (WARNING: Some of these stories contain sexual situations & coarse language. You've been warned!) May the Force be with you, indeed!

Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out of training she's sent to a colony on the edge of space where contact has been lost. The colony's silence however isn't due to an equipment malfunction and Amber quickly discovers she's the last hope the BLINK organisation has to stop a threat to the entire galaxy. It may be her first mission but she'll have to use every ounce of her talent not just to stay alive but to prevent the destruction of all of humanity. [NB. THIS IS A WATTPAD ORIGINALS STORY] [[word count: 70 000-80 000 words]]

Did you know that cats are able to see spirits? Or that the universe could just explode in a few billion years? Those are just a few scary facts. In this book, I'll be telling you scary facts about life, death, Earth, space, and much more. So turn off your lights and start reading!

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Here Is A collection Of The Scariest, Creepiest And Freakiest Campfire Horror Stories!!!For Anyone Who Likes A Thrill. Prepare To Be Amazed These Stories Are Breathtaking,Jaw Dropping And Short Horror Stories That You Can Tell In Camp. WARNING: Do Not Read These In Bed At Night! Caution:Read At Your Own Risk Short Horror Stories best rank in horror ranking list is #64

"You know, you always seemed like a...market tested kinda thing. Big gun, tasteful scar. Locked in your little cycle like a prized poodle after its own tail." It was true. Hector Escaton had been built to serve a very specific role in Westworld: Poster-boy Desperado. He was violent, aloof, and a main attraction. Aside from the odd blacklisted exchange, he faithfully stuck to his role, driven by a cliché romantic backstory and a reckless thirst for chaos. He was the last host anyone expected to discover the maze. Until he met a human rights lawyer from Los Angeles with a penchant for pulling strings. "Hector, do you believe that myth you told Maeve? The one about the people who walk between worlds?"

Serry Montoya is a ranch owner. Mia Spiers wrote a song for an autistic child. A chance encounter and misheard lyrics figure in this story set in the southwestern Land of Enchantment, known as New Mexico. This story will be updated occasionally. My main focus is on "Steel Wolf."

In preparation for the event that will take place on the 27th of July 2018. Whyte Mirror brings you Whyte Isle. After a massive change in the outer world, two people travel to a channel island a few miles off the coast of England. However why is it that everyone on earth is alive, but have turned to the dark..

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.