A oneshot book to fill all your tomtord and tordtom needs. ;)

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

NSFW and SFW TomTord oneshots. COVER ART BY: skimson on Tumblr! (PERMISSION TO USE THEIR ART WAS GRANTED)

*TordTom* *This is in a fantasy AU.* *Cover is mine.* *Not an attack on any religion* *Shipping of the characters, not the actual people* When Tord, the king of all demons, decides to take a break from all the evil in the Underworld, he and two of his most trusted soldiers travel to the human realm. There, they meet a guild who are keen on their objective of defeating the Demon King. Out of amusement, Tord joins. But soon, he grows an annoying affection towards the mysterious blue mage... who wants the Demon King dead.

Sequel to Disappearing Act - An unstable psychopath is nothing without his victim. His crown jewel. His everything. So naturally, red leader would do anything to keep his beloved Tom all to himself. But unbeknownst to him, some old friends are determined to take away what's his. - tw: swearing, gore, possible suicidal thoughts / actions, and an unhealthy relationship both eddsworld and the cover image belong to their rightful owners, not me.