*-* I quite literally looked up all available current cut scenes on 9/27 just to find out how big of a bromance they actually had, which is the reason I am writing all of these adorable yet smutty or fluffy one-shots. I've never had my heart flutter so badly from just watching two game characters have a conversation as if they were quite literally together, able to say anything to one another. I have a few reasons for some of my one-shots and I'll purposely post the video I saw the perfect cutscene in for that one shot. I have to warn you all though, there is depression, angst, fluff and smut scenes in this one-shot book. Let me know what you think of the one-shots you read by commenting and maybe voting for it? Nah? Okay. That's fine. LMFAO DISCLAIMER: SOMEONE ON DEVIANTART OWNS THE COVER, IM JUST BORROWING IT UNTIL I MAKE MY OWN! :3

A one-shot based of "Badassassin" by allahdammit on DeviantArt. Altair visits Malik's bureau with a sword wound and Malik patches him up. A few months later it's time for his checkup but Altair's feeling naughty...wow I suck at descriptions lol. Altmal pairing. Totally suitable for teens and up but maybe don't read in front of the kids because...reasons.

Altaïr Ibn-La'ahad x Reader Warnings: Violence, Angst, Sexual Content You were trained at a young age in the ways of the Assassins. However, all of your training had been done in secret without the knowledge of the Brotherhood. One of the Order, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, has discovered your existence and now you must take steps to decide where you want events to lead.

~~Altmal with some side pairings.~~ Ezio and Altair make a bet with each other and the loser must confess to their long time crush. What could possibly go wrong? EACH WARNING WILL BE AT THE TOP OF EACH CHAPTER THE WARNING APPLIES. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THESE WARNINGS AND READ AT YOUR OWN WILL.