"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

They all said I was perfect, amazing. But there's more to me than perfect... Isn't there? Highest Rankings: {#157 in Perfect} {#183 in Discovery} ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©2018 DuaHussain0 DISCONTINUED

Emerald did not want anything to do with Harry Allen again. He broke her heart when she was young. But, when he offered her to make a crown for the Queen of England, she immediately accepted. The Queen's crown would be the highlight in her first jewellery exhibit. But things did not turn out according to her plan. Her life turned upside down when she went with Harry in England. The more it became chaotic when she met Prince Philip, the next in line King. **Fall in love in this funny love story of our favorite drama queen, Emerald Petrakis. Let's travel with her to England to meet the Royal family. **

Now a series by Mediacorp. Watch the episodes anywhere in world on meWATCH's Youtube channel. Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feelings, a drunken party, and a month of tutoring was all it took to get Travis to realize he was head over heels for the sharp-tongued Alex. Now, if only he knew where Alex's sarcasm switch was.

Max, a 20 year old who's lived his whole life abroad, decides to go back to his home country and rediscover his roots. On his identity journey, he forms new relationships, that push him to reconsider his very nature. Will they be able to tame the wolf in him, solitary and cruel, or will he learn to resolve his contradictions? Cover by damacey999!! Check her out!!

Avtar is all set to create history by becoming the youngest to climb the Mount Godwin Austen, little does he know that destiny has something else written for him. His life take an unexpected turn when he unintentionally awakens the Goddess of Cats- Kathy. He is cursed by her to turn into a werecat whenever the rays of Sun would strike him. If this wasn't enough, he is transported back by 700 years to the year 1317. A witch called Sankara Magnus advices him to get the most important precious stone in Greece- Goblin to return back to his century. Avtar now has to take part in the 'Dream Trial for Demons' where he has to fight the other 32 "monsters" to get Goblin and return back to his century. Join Avtar as he fights frankensteins, the alpha vampires, sirens and befriends chupacabras, zombies and Lilith- the oldest female vampire to ever live. Will he ever be able to return back to his century? Or will be be killed in the process? Read on to find out......... HIGHEST - #60 ON NOVEMBER 25, 2017

highest #4 in short story. Dear, Internet. This is a true story. It is about all the things wrong with Sarah. The truth of her life has finally been revealed, the information given is provided from a reliable source. All her wrongs are arranged systematically in an yearly order, where each chapter corresponds with her age at the time of the incident. I hope everyone benefits from this story and strive to be unlike Sarah. Yours faithfully, Anonymous. cover by @GollGappay

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!