Random texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*

T E X T I N G ▶︎ A. U. Jughead: Sex? ASongInDistress: we didn't even have our first date yet but I mean I'm down. Jughead: AHDKS NO YOU PERVERT Jughead: sex as in do you identify as a girl, a boy, or do you not have a label? ASongInDistress: ohhhhh, I'm a boy. ASongInDistress: sexuality? Jughead: hmm seems a little fúckboyish ? Jughead: but I don't have a label, my sexuality is cute people with awesome personalities :) *** One day Archie doodles a tiny flower on Jughead's paper. At the end of class, Archie looks over to see that Jughead drew a meadow of flowers around the lone one. What happens when Archie anonymously messages Jughead to get to know him? *** Inspired by textpost on Tumblr. ▶︎ 7-3-17 DistressInDisguise©

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[Vol 1] (completed) Friends With Benefits: /noun/ 1. (used as a euphemism) a friend with whom one has sex without a romantic relationship or commitment. Contemporary definitions for friend with benefits Expand. noun. a friend with whom one has occasional sexual relations, without a commitment or dating arrangement. WARNING: this contains smut

T R I G G E R ▶︎ W A R N I N G S "Jughead, you can't drive like this, what if you get hurt?" "You weren't so concerned about me getting hurt when you hurt me yourself." He spits, attempting to walk away faster, only to fall on the ground in the parking lot of the bar they were both just in. "Let me take you home." Archie pleads, kneeling next to the raven haired beauty. "Home was you, but you left." Jughead whispers, finally gazing his blood shot eyes into Archie's sad ones. *** Past lovers, Jughead and Archie, embark on a long road trip towards Jughead's apartment where they share, in their point of view, what really happened the day all hell broke lose in a series of flashbacks and heartfelt confessions. *** cir·cum·lo·cu·tion ˌsərkəmˌləˈkyo͞oSH(ə)n/ noun the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to be vague or evasive. DistressInDisguise© ▶︎ 7/1/17 ◼︎ 2/5/18

C O M I N G ▶︎ O F ▶︎ A G E Archie Andrews and Jughead Jones have been friends since they were four. Coming of age story where somewhere down the line, Jughead and Archie both happen to catch feelings for each other that they can't suppress. Will they manage to get through friends, family problems, breakups, and school as friends, or even something more? *** ab·er·ra·tion ˌabəˈrāSH(ə)n/ noun 1. a departure from what is normal, usual, or expected, typically one that is unwelcome. *** Started 3/5/17 Ended 12/9/17 Highest ranking #871 in fanfiction. Highest ranking #7 in Jarchie Highest ranking #6 in asexual DistressInDiguise©