The story of a boy who struggles with who he is.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

ZERO HOUR : a crucial time at which a decision must be made or an action must commence for the 'The Misfortunes of Lolita' one shot contest

All it takes is one night to change your life.

Click Click The metal against his temple was cool and steady, a contrast to the nervous heat coursing through him. Click Click The sound of the empty barrels sent adrenaline running through his veins and caused cold sweat to emerge from his palms. When was the bullet going to fire? He wondered harmlessly, eyes lazily searching the night sky for answers he could never reach.

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