It's a clash that goes back generations that triggered the animosity between the Sinclair's and Hartford's. Harper Sinclair's best friend refers to it as a modern day Romeo and Juliet, "except, like, without all the bloody deaths every other day." And, except that there is no Romeo on the Hartford's side that Harper is star-crossed lovers with. Just a boy whom she can't stand, though that hostility doesn't have much to do with the families' spat. Sebastian Hartford was Harper's competitor. Throughout their school years, the two would compete in near everything; debates, getting the better grades, student council-anything and everything was a competition for the two. The fact that their families didn't get along played only a small part in their dislike of each other. Because unlike the rest of their relatives, both Sebastian and Harper thought of this on-going rivalry between families as an old feud that's been stretched on for far too long over an event that happened when none of them were even alive to witness. But Harper and Sebastian went along with it, not wanting any of their family's hostility to be directed towards them. However, when both Sinclair's and Hartford's end up in the same city-in the same building-for summer vacation, things are bound to get tense. And Harper and Sebastian are both thrown in for a surprise when they learn that their respective best friends are in a relationship, and begin dragging the unwitting Sinclair and Hartford along to spend time together as a group-all the while keeping it a secret from their families. They are going to have to break through the bubble of annoyance that surrounds them when they are around each other, but maybe while doing so, Harper and Sebastian might just be the first of their families to quell the decades-long hatred that runs through their veins. all rights reserved © 2017

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*WATTYS 2018 LONGLIST* Second book in the Pirates series

Joseph "Joe" Ibrahim─born Yusuf Ibrahim─found fame at a young age when he won a local singing competition. Now twenty-five, he spends his days and nights doing things which he deems to be fun while ignoring what is expected of him as a Muslim. Used to the way girls would recognize and gush over him, he is surprised when he meets a practicing Muslimah who has no interest in him. Their unexpected encounter causes him to step back and figure out his priorities especially when he starts to feel attracted to her.

"Ramadan was about to set in, the demons were about to be locked away, God sent mine out to play." *** Reality leaves a lot to the imagination In this case it was Laiya's. Already struggling to complete the semester away from home, the new guy brings a share of new problems for her to tackle. So while Zaid may have been a good new guy on the block, he was too good to be true. My dear reader, you see, he was part of her imagination too. *** Previously titled The Flaw in her Code (Not your average Islamic story. Read it. What's the worst that could happen?)

After Anya's marriage goes disastrously wrong, she is scarred with the memories and is more or less failing to deal with her marriage aftermath. Gossip plagues her, her past won't leave her alone and then there's also dealing with her own family. Anya simply isn't interested in another relationship. But when fate collides her with an old school crush, should she break the barriers of culture and take control of her own love story or are family ties more important? This is the story of one Muslim woman's journey as she deals with family, expectations and the marriage aftermath...

Bree Portman has a rather unusual job. She is paid to kill people, and her next target is the one and only Elijah Lancaster - her ex-best friend. He is known to be a man whore, and it seems that he 'accidentally' slept with a married woman. Now, someone wants him dead, and she has to get rid of him. Elijah is always surrounded by people, particularly of the female gender, and Bree figures that the best way to kill him without causing a scene, is by getting close to him again. Maybe that wasn't her best decision...

(Unedited. Will fix everything after finishing the story. But I'd be glad if you point out errors. Thank you so much for choosing to read this! Enjoy! Mwa!) Can what happen in Vegas stay in Vegas? Cassidy Hawkins is the girl in every guy's dream. She's perfect and girls envy her. She's rich and she has all the time in the world to have fun and loosen up, a perfect boyfriend and a loyal best friend to top it all up. But in spite being perfect and all, she never passed on Sky Wright's taste. Sky is Cassidy's counterpart, he lives a life just like Cass'. A party person and the quarterback. Girls can be clingy around him, begging to know his name and to get his number. Even to get into his pants. But again, he's not Cassidy's type of guy too. A history of hatred separates the two of them, making them mortal enemies and each others pain in the ass. Until some circumstances brought them together and the unexpected happened, that will turn their life crazy upside down. Can ONE GAME hold them close? ONE NIGHT clear things up? ONE ROOM erase all hatred? And ONE BET bring them love? Will money bring Cass and Sky closer? Or continue to widen the gap between them? Love is the biggest consequence, and hate seconded. ************************* Cover by @HunterMay18 Trailer made by @1missciara Another trailer by me :) © 2014 Match Made in Money DaisyB All Rights Reserved

Abby Elliott and Van Taylor have been close for years. Close in friendship, close to killing each other when they disagree, and they even live across the street from each other. But one affair, a drunken kiss, and not to mention their whole group of friends that's been together for years, could really change things....

currently on hiatus "I want you," Mr Ross said slowly as he paced and the room, "to come up with a piece of prose taken from a famous author. But." He stopped, "I want you to add your own spin to it." He looked at the class and smiled, "you have two minutes." We all got to it. After two minutes he called out 'times up.' He scanned the class to pick his victim and finally settled on, "Noah." He looked unbothered as he lifted his head up from the table. "Read yours out please." He signalled to the piece of paper in front of him. Still, unbothered he picked up the paper and cleared his throat. He glanced at me then began, "Lilo... light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lee-Low: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Lee. Low. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing five feet six in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Willa at school. She was Willow on the dotted line. But in my arms, she was always... Lilo." He finished with a blank expression on his face, turned his head to look at me then rested it back onto the desk. The whole class stared at me but I couldn't help but stare at him in awe. *~*~*~* {this extract has not been published but will be in the upcoming weeks} - this book is berry humorous. The extract makes it seem like it's not. Also, NOT A CLICHÉ LOVE STORY. - All characters and sub characters you will meet are of different races unless described to be Caucasian #weneeddiversebooks. - Sidenote: I've lived in England practically all my life so trying to write American English can be hard. sorry :) - PLEASE read the author's note instead of commenting and trying to make me appear to be stupid because I won't hesitate to make you feel stupid yourself :) - Cover made by the bootiful @moonxriver, I can't thank you enough❤ Please vote comment and promote, I love you all and happy reading!xo Highest Ranking, that I've seen!: #25 Humour - 2-Oct-1