They hurt, they smell, and they never end. There is nothing good about them. They stink. #38 in Rant

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

Just a book of random Awkward Moments