"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."