How would people start this off? Maybe with Hi? Yeah. That seems good. So Hi! Call me Toothless! Yeah. I know. Weird name. Deal with it. Anyway, I am writing this as a sort of memoir. You see, I am a royal member of an ancient race. One that is dying off. Of my 847 years on this Earth, nothing has ever been as memorable as my time on Berk. That was some 500 years ago. Not that time matters or anything. After all, I had all the time in the world.

Harry loves Draco, Draco loves Harry, yet neither of them tell each other how much they love on another. I mean who wouldn't? Is loving a Slytherin or a Gryffindor even possible? Pansy and Hermione decided to help out their two lover boys by working together, but now are they falling as well? Watch how the Snake, the Lion, the Fox, and Otter take Hogwarts by a storm! This starts in Harry's 4th year during the Triwizard Tournament. J.K. Rowling story Harry Potter does not belong to me!