not mine!!!!!!! creds go to SoloChaos on archive of our own just another copy of the forest fic make sure you have tissues

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

When the salty (Y/N) (L/N) creates a chat for her UA friends, she soon realizes that this may or may not have been the best idea. Chaotic conversations, weird topics, annoying Bakugou and bullying Mineta. And all that usually at 2 or 3 AM. (Don't take this book serious. Its a BNHA crack book and mostly consists of jokes, vines, comics and other stuff all written out in text format by the BNHA characters and (Y/N).) (There are slurs, suicide jokes and bullying mineta in this book, Im taking my time editing it out so, consider yourself warned) (Rules don't exist in this book. Go wild my bros.) Cover made by: @Hungry_Ly !!

@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)

Her mother expected the therapist to help her be happy again, not the therapist's son.

He was out of this world. A force not to be reckon with, yet all at the same time, he was ethereal. My brother never followed the rules. He never ever thought to shut his overly sized mouth, which was unfortunate for me. "Your mom told me I was twice the man you are last night." He said with a smirk. Ash countered that with a flare in his gaze that would've shot down an confidence I had at alarming speed. "Well, I don't remember sleeping with your mom," he leant closer so that his tone could be hushed to a whisper, "but your sister calls me Daddy all night long." ----------------------------------------

"Why is green your favorite color?" "Because it's the color of your eyes." Long time best friends, Luke and Autumn, spend their first year of college living together. They would say unexpected love is the best type of love. Copyright © fluffycashton 2018. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn't swoon over him. "You and me Grey, let's play a game. We'll date and in three months time I promise you will fall for me. When you fall in love with me between that time span, I win. If in any way you were to win I'll give up all the alcohol, cigarettes, and player ways." It was a game I wasn't willing to lose, but all games had accidents and consequences. It takes a broken heart to know how to break a heart.

"Is there anything else I can do to help you?" He asks. "Um..no. You have just carried almost all of my boxes and furniture. I get that you are exhausted"I say thankful. "I want to make a good impression. People in the building are kind of annoyed with me for playing drums all the time".