In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decides to put the poor ex-ANBU on the case). At least his favorite cousin, Shisui, decides to help out. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore! [APPARENTLY I HAD ONLY PUBLISHED HALF OF ALL THE COMPLETED CHAPTERS AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT. THAT IS WHY THERE WAS A RANDOM UPDATE SPREE.] [On hold. This is no longer an accurate reflection of my abilities as a writer, but if you think you'll like it, go ahead and read it.] [I plan to put it through a serious amount of editing, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.]

Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack treated seriously! [art by MayhW on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/mayhw/art/Naruto-Team-7-724413733 ]

It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness

There are plenty of quirks nobody has ever heard of. They pop up all the time. With each new generation comes a wave of possibilities for power, and for new breeds of hero to be born.The hero business is getting more powerful by the day, so you have to have one hell of a quirk to make it. Lillian Faust did not think she'd end up with a quirk, let alone one that had the potential to be a powerful tool if used correctly. Hailing from a family with a history of quirkless men and women, she's hesitant to tell anyone about her power, and what it can do. Shy, meek and all too humble, Lillian has to make a choice. Does she want to stay the seemingly quirkless daughter of a quirkless man and woman, or does she want to rise up and do what she always dreamed: become a hero. AMAZING COVER ARE BY @soggy_pizza

Harper Rye can, to put it simply, read minds. It's not something she consciously does. Her quirk simply allows her to pick up people's thoughts, regardless of whether she wants to or not. The fact that she can't turn it off makes having such a power nearly unbearable. To make matters worse, she's somehow managed to fall under the radar of the super-genius principal of UA high, Nezu. He's sure there's a traitor amongst them, and is convinced Harper is the key to finding them and shutting them down. Plunged into a world she never wanted to be in, Harper finds herself on the fast track to becoming a hero, maybe managing to make some friends for once in her life, and quite possibly saving Japan from near-certain destruction.