The fabulous and sexy bassist begins to develop feelings for his beloved drink, vodka.

Aw crap. Someone stole Nikki Sixx's hairspray. In a frantic attempt to find it, he drags his band and Guns N' Roses along. Who knows who took it? Not me. I mean, we do know whoever did it isn't very bright. And for some reason not to my knowledge, everyone's a little...insane...