"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THESE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS IS SIMPLY A COMPOSITION OF QUOTES I GIND FUNNY

A collection of my favorite quotes from all the wattpad stories that I have read. Quotes you could relate to. Cover credit to the amazing @emilymarieharvey

◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine

About a girl named Megan And Shawn mendes

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're looking extra beautiful today sweetheart." He whispered and my breath hitched when his lips gently pressed onto my exposed skin on my shoulder. My breathing rate then started fastening. My heart pounded and i didn't know why. My breaths came out short and uneven as tingles shot through my body. "Jayden" I gasp when his lips moved up. This needed to stop. He was drunk and Jake was upstairs for God's sake. "Tell me............................... If you want to know want happened next continue reading cause you're in for alot my dear readers. That's right I'm back babies. After writing the bad boy trained me to fight I took a break but now I'm back. ************************************ BethanyJones, Jayden Black polar opposites but they have to take care of a baby together love together and they do not get along what happens when unknown feelings start to surface............... CHAPTERS ARE REALLY LONG.

The funniest jokes in the world.

Rose thought she was a awesome and beautiful doll when she first saw it. But that's not even the half of it! And what happens when weird things start? Small things at first, a little cold from here to there. Then big, waking up as her doll...

Lucy Heartfilia was never the strongest. She always knew she wasn't as strong as Erza, Natsu or Gray. Even little Wendy was more capable in a fight. She had always ignored this fact, trying to convince herself she wasn't weak. But when Lisanna Strauss returns from Edolas, everything changes. People she cared about, people she thought were her closest friends, forget about her. When Lucy's worst nightmare, being asked to leave team Natsu, becomes reality. Lucy decides to get stronger, not just to prove to them that she's strong, but to prove to herself that she's stronger than she thinks. #12 in Fanfiction 7/10/18 #3 in Lucy Fanfiction 6/25/18 #1 in Fairytail 6/25/18 #1 in LaLu 7/1/19 ~This story doesn't exactly go with the normal Fairytail ark, but bear with me~

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.