Todd Brotzman is twelve years old, living with his parents and his little sister Amanda. Life for Todd is dull and inane, with any chances of something happening incredibly low; That was until Todd found him on the doorstep... (Also, I did edit their ages for the book, because plot. Obviously.) WARNING: I am the most inconsistent human being in existence, so updates may/will be slow. Sorry.

So I guess now Todd canonically has Pararibulitis Todd has frequent episodes, and Dirk is always there for comfort his new "friend" with cuddles. Clearly, Todd doesn't think he deserves to be helped. But Dirk helps him anyways. Todd keeps asking why Dirk is helping him, will Dirk ever tell him? Uh, duh, it is a fluffy gay fanfic.

love is dangerous. and it wasn't meant for the hands of a delicate wreck and a suicidal optimist. - dirk x todd trigger warning characters are not mine

dirk gently, a holostic detective, attempts shopping