Cheerful. This is only one of the many words you could use to describe Butters Stotch. Such an optimistic and pure kid. So heavily guarded and sheltered with no clue as to what the real world held in store for him. But like everyone he had his own secrets, and his life was not as easy to live as he made it seem. Reckless. That was Kenny McCormick for you. Although he cares deeply for the sake of others, he finds himself recklessly toying with the hearts of others. Yet every time he breaks in two the hearts of those he finds attractive, his own seems to chip away bit by bit as well. He wishes for once in his life that he might actually be able to die, to start life in Hell where he no doubt belongs. But maybe coming back is the devil's sick way of telling him he's already there.

They say that the obstacles lovers endure can only make you stronger, but for Stan Marsh that couldn't be more wrong.

What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"

my old creek fic (DESC IS OLD TOO i dont talk like this anymore help) swearing (obviously) boy X boy (again...obvious) girl X girl (heh...gay..) ...more coming as soon as I write more... OK!! NOW! aboUT the BOOK! Craig and tweek are like, super close friends but everyone is all "no?" and creek get mad becaus being friends isn't gay....or ..is it..? OH! and we're gonna get even MORE cliche and say!!!!! they're in like. grade 10-11 or some shit idk they're just in High School. please don't kill me I'm sorry also I know Ruby's real name is Tricia or something but I like Ruby better so if you don't like that you can eat my whole ass. is this gonna actually be a good thing...like. can I write?? HAH you're gonna have to read this shitty book to find out for yourself. i swear this description isn't an accurate representation of my actual writing!! cover artwork is by Vikconder on tumblr and Instagram all artwork isn't mine (unless I say otherwise) characters aren't mine ...they belong to the gods themselves (Matt Stone and Trey Parker)