Kyle's already dismal life takes a turn for the worst when her colony is attacked by Creatures; the cannibalistic scraps of humanity left after a plague wiped out the majority of Earth. Accidently freeing a captured wild boy in her haste to survive the bloodbath, she acquires an odd ally. The pair set off into The Waste, forming a strained friendship as their worlds clash together with unyielding force.

Post-apocalyptic America finds Irvin (Captain) and Reginald (Bono) with too many hormones, zombies, and bitches to slay. If they can form a resistance, they might be able to stop the rampant zombie infestation bit by bit. But they'll need followers, a massive baseball bat, and a whole lot of weed.