Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

As a reader and a writer, I've noticed so many different types of people in the comments section. I've decided to make this compilation of Wattpad users, purely out of boredom. Please don't take any of this as offensive, or use it offensively, as this is solely for my own fun. NOTE: This will not be in alphabetical order, and plagiarism will not be tolerated

A story about a series of killings in a high school. As the rumors spread, they begin to believe the killer is a student attending the school. Of course, the students get curious and want to play detective, trying to find the killer themselves. This is exactly what one boy tried to do. While he was successful in the attempt, he made one huge mistake: He tried to capture the killer himself. The boy is captured, yet the killer keeps him alive. The question is: Why?

Blaise Zabini is the flirting machine of Slytherin. He gets who he wants when he wants them. That is, until Neville Longbottom. It takes a while for Blaise to understand what he is feeling for him, and when he does he tries his best to use his good looks and charms to his advantage, as always. The only problem is that once he becomes aware of his...feelings, flirting doesn't come as naturally to him as it used to. Who knew that it could be so hard to get his feelings across?

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Long ago there were two kingdoms: the Light and the Dark. The dark was filled with monsters and the light was for humans. It seemed like paradise, but everyone was expected to fill their roles in society. If they failed to do this, they were sent to the Kingdom of Dark. No one was ever sent because they did as they were told, afraid to be turned to the Dark Side. Until one day, when there was a princess born different: she was born with black hair, the symbol of Dark. She was sent to the Dark Side, a baby left alone to defend itself. One hundred years later and I was born. No one knows what happened to the princess. Since then ten more people have been sent to the Dark Side. No one knows what happened to any of them, but here in the Kingdom of Light we have strict rules. I'm a princess in love with a lower class boy named Wolf. My mom and dad will never let me be with him while I'm in the Kingdom of Light. And this is my story.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school outcasts Ryan and Alison decide to perform a vengeance spell on their tormentors. But when the spell only triggers a mild earthquake, they find themselves whisked away by the Marduk Institute, a mysterious organization claiming to be a school for wizards. However, there's more afoot at the Institute than meets the eye. With their old lives gone, Ryan and Alison begin to learn that a little love can go a long way in a desperate situation, but what will happen in our magical coming-of-age love story when an unstoppable foe begins stalking Ryan in his dreams? [Content warning: This original edition of IAGW was pre-sensitivity read, so the story contains instances of violence against LGBT and some homophobic and transphobic language.]

Poetry That's Close To A Hero Of The Streets , it's to recover a race , a culture , its to embark a message for every race to refresh the minds of people a every day life of blacks mexicans and others est . enjoy ✊? This is written as the black bible for the streets the truth is in here as well as the holy bible and definitely no disrespect to our father in heaven . The day 2 day struggle in America The fucked of the systems they do to all culture . Remember changes will come one day at a time . Sometimes we marvel at the wonderful things we write not knowing that anything is possible to see with your imagination The Struggle Continues Revolutionary Poetry

In a world of werewolves, packs live amongst nature, reliant on their senses and powers, however, cities have flourished and city wolves are reliant on their intelligence and materialistic gain than their wolf instincts. Kieran Hartley is a 19 year old who lives alone in a small, rundown apartment in the city. In order to pay for his rent, he is continuously looking for jobs, only to be fired not long after. He lives away from his father, step-mother and step-siblings after being continuously bullied by his step-sisters and brother. With no money to attend college, Kieran has taken up his interest in photography, working hard to make the money to afford one and to get a photography certificate class. After he is accepted in to a magazine firm, his first job is to cover a major party event hosted by an up and coming technology company, Verde. Ordered to take photos of the company President , who's face has never been seen before, Kieran is torn between right and wrong, will he break past security and trespass to the top floor to get the picture or not? After he gets into the office and hides, what will happen when he notices the scent of his mate? And who could have guessed that his mate was none other than the company president, Zale Verdelwes, himself. Unable to commit to love after experiencing the loss of his mother, Kieran saw love as a trivial and blocked off the word from his life. What happens when they meet face to face in an unusual condition? After they meet, Kieran's life starts to change slowly, as truths are revealed. His whole world came crashing down as he learns that the life he had lived up till now was nothing but a lie. What happens when fate brings together two werewolves, amidst the rising tensions between packs and throws them along a path of struggles? Will Kieran be able to overcome his challenges and love Zale? Read to find out! A heart touching story of love, family and acceptance in a power ruling and systematic world of status.

Phil Lester is 'special', having the power to manipulate water with just a flick of his hand. Because of this, he was transferred into the special school, Dahlia Academy, which was built to harbor students with magical abilities. Here, he meets Dan Howell, a cold and distant pyromaniac who doesn't get close to anyone. Based loosely off of the manga/anime of Gakuen Alice. (Cover credit: monster7437)