Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestseller Top #10 Amazon Bestseller #1 Barnes & Noble Bestseller Top #10 Bestseller on iTunes, and Kobo "Move over Twilight! Here comes Aaron Patterson!" --Joshua Graham, bestselling author of Beyond Justice and Darkroom "I was surprised by how much I really, really liked this book. I have not jumped on the whole "fallen angel" bandwagon, just as I didn't jump on all of the vampire stories that came out after Twilight. This is not your typical fallen angel story. It is one that has left me breathlessly waiting for the next one in the series. Hurry up please!!!" --Sandra Stiles BOOK DESCRIPTION: All Airel wanted was to be normal... She seems like an average 17-year-old in the anonymous little city of Boise, Idaho: Airel. But those untroubled days are soon to end, and the change she undergoes will be so radical she will wonder if it wasn't all an illusion to begin with. Pursued ferociously, relentlessly by an ancient enemy in the deepest darkness, now she will have to learn how to fight for her life. And all because of who she is, because of her lineage. Because of this she will never have what she wants most: she will never be normal.

Is it possible to fight your fate, or your destiny?

Takatsuki Yayoi is an aspiring young wizard. Kisaragi Chihaya is a bitter old Mage. Minase Iori is a temperamental teacher. And Hoshi Miki is a Sparkling Superstar. These four may seem as different as can be, but when witches from an enemy group attack, they will band together to do whatever it takes. They are a school. They are a team. Welcome...to Namuko Academy. (iDOLM@STER Magic AU. Crossover with Idolmaster: Xenoglossia.)

Elizabeth has been abused since she was a little girl. This is her story, a story of strength and bravery, a story of despair and depression.

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

Luke and Silena Jackson, the two children of the famous demigods Percy and Annabeth Jackson, have lived the lives ignorant of their divine heritage. When their parents are kidnapped, their world turns upside down when their grandparents from the divine side pops up out of nowhere... literally... When the two siblings reach camp, they're greeted by an amiable son of Apollo and a very temperamental daughter of Zeus who becomes a surprising ally. The four of them along with another demigod, go in pursuit of the missing Jackson parents, having deceit, lies, and disappointment greeting them the whole way there. A simple rescue mission turns into something much bigger than anyone could have imagined.

Kazuto Kirigaya never asked to have his memory taken away. Unfortunately, he was given no choice in the matter. As a mortal human stuck in a camp for demigods with nothing but his wits, a mental case goddess, and a Stygian iron blade to guide him, he finds himself in a world not his own. Now he must either complete his destiny, or allow darkness to take the life he can't remember. (Book 1 in the Sword Art Olympian fan-fic)

A twist on the original fairy tale: Taketori Monogatari/Kaguya-hime Mixed with a hint of George MacDonald's: Little Daylight This short story is a piece that I had to write for school, a fractured fairy tale. I thought it turned out all right, and because I am an extremely slow up dater, I would present you all with a completed little story. When you find any mistakes, please point them out, I want to know! This is a first draft, it ain't technically done yet. I hope that you will lend me your support. :)

WARNING- I, as the Author, am not to be held responsible for any stabbing, maiming, punching, stabbing, drowning etc caused by any of these characters if you carry out any of the actions I suggest in this book. Thank you. The TITLE pretty much covered it. Enjoy :D♡♥♡