Dio is having trouble finding competent assassins to eliminate the Joestars, so he turns to the dark web for help. Being a century-old vampire, he is unfamiliar with the shady ways of the Internet, and he naively clicks on an advertisement for local milfs who want to fuck. Dio's identity is stolen, and now he must find and destroy the dastardly milf who did it.

Short Comedy about the former Presidents lost bagels.

Your undying thirst for a worm on a string has had you crazy for weeks. You decide to take action and get what you want. #47 in iwanttodie 12/25/19 #560 in crack HELL YEAH 6/29/19 #5 in worm on a string 😩👌🏼💦 12/14/19

U accidentally kiss salad fingers and thanos

A follow up of my oneshot, it's made by my best friend, a medium rare steak with the skill of a potato.

It was a lazy Sunday in the streets of Boston and you decided to go to the corner store. On one of the shelves you felt your heart drop in your chest when you saw the world's most heavenly eyebrows in your life! Is this a start to a new love story!? [crackfic] (This is a reupload from fanfiction.net - if you wanna see where I posted it first, the original link is https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10905066/1/England-s-Eyebrows-X-Reader)

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (Narrative in Kotler's POV). For my English class, I had to read The Boy in the Striped Pajamas and had to write a narrative in another character's point of view. I decided to write my novel on Kotler and a certain part of the book that is never resolved. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MY OWN. SOME OF THE PLOT IS FROM THE BOOK. HOWEVER, THE MAJORITY OF THE PLOT IS FROM MY OWN WRITING.

"It makes me realise, you never fully appreciate something until it's gone, and I let a tear fall from my eyes with acceptance, slowly gliding down my face of heartbreak and falling onto my shameful olive uniform." +++ This is a writing project I did for school. Please enjoy. +++ Note: You must have read The Boy In The Striped Pajamas to understand all the references and characters in this story!

hahaha I've been wanting to do this for a long time I dunno how many TF2 fans are on here and how many of them ship this but hey it's worth a try ;D Please comment any prompts or ideas and I'll see what I can do ~~WARNING: pretty darn NSFW read at your own risk~~