Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Teen young girl falls in love with a thug and have sex with him and found out he had to have sex with her it was a bet .story filled with drama.learning a lesson as Well

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When Charles is left home alone for the first time, he is ecstatic. Not long after his parents leave, however, he begins to receive a string of increasingly strange text messages.

Cassidy and her best friend Angelina are home alone. then some twists happened and next thing you know its a battle to the death. Then they move and life starts basically over. things get better, then worse, then better again. I guess life can really get better.

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.

Memory has been abused and hated for the past two years. "I prayed for death but like I said God had stopped listening to me a long time ago."

Louis's little sister, Cassandra, is no good. You'd think since she's Louis' little sister she'd be perfect and flawless... But that's where you're wrong. Cassandra is a delinquent, always partying, smoking, drinking, and coming home late or not coming home at all! She has her parents on their toes! They soon have enough of her and send her to live with her brother Louis and the boys of the band Louis is in, well known as One Direction. Louis will try his hardest to break Cassandra's bad habits, will he succeed? Or will Cassandra rebel like she always has? Will these bad habits take over Cassandra's life completely? What happens when one of these band members fall for this rebellious girl? Will they be able break these habits or just be used by her? (Beginning is ehh and carroty, I'm editing this story) -JB1DAMx3 Copyright © 2012 - 2015 Gally Mallol All Rights Reserved

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote